No, Patrick, mayonnaise is just not an instrument, and Ariana Grande is just not relationship SpongeBob’s voice actor. After information broke final week that Grande is relationship Ethan Slater, finest identified for starring within the “Spongebob Squarepants” Broadway musical, The Minimize revealed the cheeky headline, “Is Ariana Grande Relationship SpongeBob Now?” However simply to make clear, she’s relationship a SpongeBob actor, however not the SpongeBob actor — as in not Tom Kenny, who voices the character on the present. Kenny’s spouse, Jill Talley, was fast to make this distinction, commenting on Instagram that her husband “is just not relationship Ariana Grande” and they’re “celebrating our twenty seventh wedding ceremony anniversary at this time.” Talley additionally wrote that whereas she does not know if Slater is relationship Grande both, “they’re each cute and I completely ship it.” However with Web page Six reporting that Slater’s spouse, with whom he welcomed a toddler final yr, was “fully blindsided” by his relationship with Grande, it is protected to say not everybody’s on that very same web page.